NO WAIT! COME BACK! It’s not about *that*!
No, someone just linked me to the Church of England’s Prayers for the World Cup.
There’s one for the players and workers and spectators, yawn. There’s one for South Africa, standard stuff.
Then there’s this one:
A prayer for those simply not interested
Lord, as all around are gripped with World Cup fever,
bless us with understanding,
strengthen us with patience and
grant us the gift of sympathy if needed.