A Quick Skinny Dip
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very
hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.
Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped
in the water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries
while enjoying their “freedom.”
As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of
ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister
and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face
while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the
minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather
than his privates. The rabbi replied, “I don’t know about you, but in MY
congregation, it’s my face they would recognize.”