A voicemail I left in response to a friend’s request.
You want to be nominated to the Dicoesan Standing Committee? Are you nuts? Have you taken leave of what miniscule shred of your sanity you have left? Are you high? What are you smoking and can I have some? You’re getting married in six months, for chrissake, you do not need additional hardcore drama in your life.
Um. Love you. G’bye!