A Golden Oldie, reposted just for you.

I get a lot of Google hits this time of year on litany I wrote for St. Patrick’s Day a couple years back. Although according to the Roman Catholic Church, today is the commemoration of St. Patrick, Bishop (due to the Holy Week Transfer Shenanigans, as in nothing trumps Holy Week, not even green beer).

Did you know according to the US Episcopal Church Ordo, there is no commemoration of St. Patrick this year? Meh. What do they know?

Here’s the litany, in all its glory:

From flat beer and stale ale,
Deliver us, O Lord!

From drunken frat boys and inebriated sorority girls,
Deliver us, O Lord!

From green glowsticks and Mardi Gras beads in the shape of shamrocks,
Deliver us, O Lord!

From abominations done in the name of cabbage and corned beef,
Deliver us, O Lord!

Bow your heads unto the Lord:
Dear Father, who gave us St. Patrick’s Day as a festival of our heritage, not only as Irish people but as Christians, please look kindly upon your children, Hiberian or no, who celebrate this day. Keep the revelers safe from harm to others, themselves, and their livers, and get us all safely home at the end of the night. And we pray, together with Holy St. Patrick, Holy St. Brigid, and all the company of Irish saints, in the name of Jesus Christ, who, with You and the Holy Spirit, reign forever, one God. AMEN.

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  1. Ann

    Do you listen to Speaking of Faith on NPR? I think you might enjoy this blessing by John O’Donahue. Scroll down just a bit for the slides.
    Ann
    http://speakingoffaith.publicradio.org/programs/john_odonahue/ss_beannacht/ss-beannacht.shtml