Joke the first:
Someone got to my blog today searching for “Dominican Mormon”.
Joke the second (not written by me):
And Jesus turned to the theologian and said, “Who do you say I am?”
And the theologian promptly answered, “You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the kerygma of which we find the ultimate meaning in our interpersonal relationships.”
And Jesus said, “…huh?”