Regarding the Lambeth Invitations

I didn’t get one.

Which, you know, not surprising, but since everyone else is shouting about how they did or did not get one, I wanted to be in on it. Bandwagons are fun!

I think ++Rowan was just afraid I’d buy a new handbag for the occasion. A nice, big one, with sturdy straps.

I’m a soldier, after all, in the Army of the Lord. Gotta go into battle with appropriate weapons, and some of those bishops have dispoportionately thick and pointy skulls.



Filed under The Current Unpleasantness

3 responses to “Regarding the Lambeth Invitations

  1. I didn’t get one either.

    And, truth be told, I could use a new handbag, too.


  2. I have the handbag to end all handbags…you could put a small country in it and still have room for your wallet. But I didn’t get an invitation either, so I guess I shall not be able to whap unruly bishops with it. Sigh.

  3. johnieB

    May I suggest you no doubt lovely women might put a few rolls of change or other suitably weighty and compact objects in those handbags? Some AC bishops may need a bit more than an attention grabber; I suggest a moderate pummeling to start, then an initial assessment before commencing with the full treatment.

    Of course, in some cases, we should go directly to full bore assault; some of these twits have concrete skulls.