Since I’m unemployed, I have decided not to just sit around. No! I am furthering scientific inquiry!
Like tonight, I am attmepting to pinpoint the precise amount of caffeine someone needs to consume to match vibrational frequencies with another dimension, thereby allowing me to travel between the dimensional planes! Isn’t science nifty?
(Actually, I’m hanging out at the 24 hour coffee shop because otherwise I might flip out on my housemates, who were being excessively bratty this evening.)
So, hey, let’s open it up to questions from the peanut gallery. Ask me anything, I’ll answer it*.
*Management reserves the right to not give serious answers.