This morning I was dancing around the house singing, “I love our bishops! I love our biiiishops!”
Housemates Upstairs1 and MainFloor1 were looking at me oddly.
And now, an open letter to the ABC.
Dear Archbishop Rowan Williams:
This gesture on behalf of TEC by our bishops was more of a ‘pointing to the point in our constitutions and canons where it says “you can’t do that, sillyheads” ‘ than the ‘two middle fingers and a stuck out tongue along with the pelvic thrusts that will drive you insaaaaane‘ you seem to think it is.
Reach around behind yourself, get a firm grip, and yank that stick out of your butt.
In Christian Love,
Mary Sue, Laywoman