*runs around, flinging snow in the air*
SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW! YAY!
(Sure, I can’t go to work because my car doesn’t like snow, and the buses are running on the Whenever We Feel Like It schedule, and if I don’t go to work I don’t get paid, and everyone north of me is laughing their butts off at Portland being crippled by 4 inches of snow but SNOW OMG SNOW!!!)
I HAVE SNOW IN MY PANTS!!!!!!