I was vacuuming the living room with our vacuum cleaner that is a near cousin of a Dustbuster.
I leaned it on my thigh and bent over to pick up a cridinki that the vacuum wouldn’t pick up. The vacuum started to slide, and I went to grab for it.
And fell down.
And threw out my back, bad enough that I missed work yesterday.
Stop laughing. It’s not fair when I can’t laugh with you.